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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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