- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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