Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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