- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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