- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

God is real.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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