- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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