- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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