- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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