- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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