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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke