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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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