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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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womens rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

womens rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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