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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

If you're happy and you know it get a life

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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