- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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