- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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