- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A women left the kitchen.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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