- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what is worse than a guy pissed?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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