An Irishman walked out of a bar

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What is cowboy say

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hi jonny

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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