Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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John lazzaro likes dick

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A man goes to the potty.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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