- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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