Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Sarah Palin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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