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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

roses are red poo is poo

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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