Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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