- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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