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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

women's rights.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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