Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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