Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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good looking women

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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