- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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