- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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