- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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