roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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God is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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