- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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