- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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