- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

How do you make a little girl cry?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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