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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

there once was a black man who played basketball

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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