Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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