- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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