- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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