- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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