- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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