once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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