What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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