- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Get up Look in the mirror

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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