- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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