people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Women's rights

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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