knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Women's rights

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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