have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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