- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Jack Stevens

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??