- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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