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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Jebron Lames.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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