why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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guess what? bannanas

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

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