What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What's long and black? A long and black object.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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