What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Anti Joke

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