- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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