Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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