Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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