- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Q- Why? A- Why not?

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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