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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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