- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Okay.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did one computer say to the other .........

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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