- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A lot eh?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You are joking right?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Paper or plastic? Yes...

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A penis walks into a bar..

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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